Monster Politics: Why I Love Writing Supernatural Bureaucracy

Some of my favorite scenes to write are when my monsters have to deal with administration.

Because here's the thing: if vampires are real and living in your city, someone has to regulate them. If wolves are running night patrols, there's got to be paperwork. If witches exist in the same world as humans, there need to be agreements, boundaries, laws that keep everything from imploding into chaos.

And I'm obsessed with that layer.

I love writing the friction that comes from trying to maintain order in a world that's fundamentally chaotic. A vampire who's lived for three centuries suddenly has to negotiate blood contracts like a corporate lawyer because the city council won't approve his feeding territory without proper documentation. A witch inspector who takes her job way too seriously, showing up with a clipboard and a mandated checklist to make sure your protection spell is up to code. A werewolf alpha sitting in a fluorescent-lit municipal building at 9 AM, exhausted and irritated, filing incident reports because his pack got into a scuffle on the wrong side of the district line.

There's something deeply satisfying about forcing ancient, powerful beings into the mundane grind of bureaucracy. They can rip someone apart with their bare hands, sure—but first, they need Form 47-B signed in triplicate.

This bureaucratic layer grounds the paranormal in reality in a way that pure action never quite does. It makes the world feel lived-in. Functional. Like someone actually thought through what it would take for these beings to exist alongside humans without everything collapsing into anarchy every other Tuesday.

And it asks hard questions I find way more interesting than "Can the hero defeat the villain?"

What happens when magic intersects with law? When monsters need to coexist with humans? When supernatural politics collide with human bureaucracy? Who writes the rules? Who enforces them? What happens when someone breaks them—and what counts as breaking them in the first place?

Because if vampires need blood to survive, is it murder or necessity? If a werewolf shifts during a full moon and damages property, who's liable—the wolf or the person? If a witch curses someone who genuinely wronged them first, is that justice or a crime?

These aren't just worldbuilding details. They're ethical dilemmas wrapped in red tape, and they create tension in ways a sword fight never could. The real conflict isn't always life or death—it's navigating a system that was never designed for you. It's trying to follow rules written by people who fear you. It's the grinding, exhausting work of existing in a society that barely tolerates your presence.

I love writing characters who are dangerous and powerful but still have to show up to meetings. Who can summon storms or compel minds but also have to deal with housing permits and zoning laws. Who are capable of incredible violence but choose negotiation because the alternative is worse for everyone involved.

It makes them feel real. Rounded. More than just their power set.

And honestly? There's something darkly funny about it too. The indignity of an ancient vampire lord having to wait in line at the DMV. A fae prince who can't charm his way out of a parking ticket because iron manacles are considered "cruel and unusual" now, so the city had to find other deterrents. A demon who's *technically* not breaking any laws but is absolutely skirting every loophole in the system, and everyone knows it, but no one can prove it.

The mundane colliding with the magical creates this perfect storm of tension, humor, and very real stakes. Because at the end of the day, the goal isn't just survival—it's coexistence. And coexistence is messy. It's compromise. It's frustration on all sides.

It's a vampire sitting across from a human bureaucrat, both of them exhausted, both of them trying to make this work, even though neither of them particularly likes the other.

That's the kind of scene that lights me up as a writer. Not because it's flashy or dramatic, but because it's true. It's the story of what happens after the big battle, after the treaty is signed, after everyone agrees to try.

It's the hard, unglamorous work of living together in a world that doesn't make it easy.

And that, to me, is where the real magic lives.

11/14/25